"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
Ladies and Gentleman! Now that i hit the 200 followers is time for a little giveaway, mostly for people who play pokemon. This is what i’ll give:
This pokemon are:
The Prices will be as follow:
First Place: 5 legendaries Plus genesect and Manaphy
Second Place: 5 Legendaries
Third Place: 3…
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
An action film.
With a female lead.
Played by Scarlett Johanssen
With no love interest.
And Morgan Freeman.
I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.
I am so fucking excited for this movie, I can’t even.
"thats so much food! you can’t possibly eat all that!"
Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
ill see you in hell you mailman piece of shit
WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER