This is madness.

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

yumatsukumozexal:

Ladies and Gentleman! Now that i hit the 200 followers is time for a little giveaway, mostly for people who play pokemon. This is what i’ll give:

This pokemon are:

The Prices will be as follow:
First Place: 5 legendaries Plus genesect and Manaphy
Second Place: 5 Legendaries
Third Place: 3…

theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

geekisthecolour:

thegreatbigfour:

lil-miss-choc:

608474:

Lucy (2014)

An action film.

With a female lead.

Played by Scarlett Johanssen

With no love interest.

With superpowers.

And Morgan Freeman.

I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.

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I am so fucking excited for this movie, I can’t even.

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

"thats so much food! you can’t possibly eat all that!"

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officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

nunown:


ill see you in hell you mailman piece of shit

nunown:

ill see you in hell you mailman piece of shit

pink-reindeer:

WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER

pink-reindeer:

WATCH THE SKIES, TRAVELLER

Please I’m so desperate for a shiny female espurr!!

Preferably a lowish level with a good nature for special attack. (But not mandatory!)

It return, I’ll gladly trade a shiny suicune to you! Let me know and we’ll exchange friend codes!